virgin

A train is bout 2 crash!
A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?"
So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

virginity

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

tattoo

3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wid ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants

sex

sex is
like nokia (connecting people)
like nike (just do it)
like pepsi (ask for more) and
like samsung (everybody is invited)

internet vs girls

Girls are like internet domain names.
.
.
the ones I like are already taken.

MIRACLES OF WOMAN

1. GETTING WET WITHOUT TAKING SHOWER
2. BLEEDING WITHOUT GETTING HURT.
3. GIVING MILK WITHOUT EATING GRASS
& MAKING BONELESS FLESH HARD

BLUETOOTH

In front of Girls hostel a boy masturbate,
on seeing this his friend ask what r u doing ?
Boy: Fucking my GF via Bluetooth

SEX POETRY

love is a gamble,
sex is a game;
boyz do the action,
girls get the blame;
one night of pleasure,
9 months of pain;
one day in hospital
& junior needs a name.

NURSE

Nurse lost her cat.nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,
i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.
I meant any one seen my pussy, all doctors stood up.

BESTSELLER

QUESTION: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
ANSWER: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

poker and sex

Having SEX is like
playin Poker.
If you dont hv a good partner,
you better hv a good hand...

Cheating

for tooth paste add
they showing Teeth !!!
for hair oil
they show hair !!!
for face cream they show - face !!!
but 4 whisper & STAYFREE add they r showing nothing
!!!!they r cheating us !!

WHATS THE DIFFERENSE

What is the diff. Between a sky & skirt?

A sky covers the whole universe! The skirt covers the universal hole!

stress, tension & panic

What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant.

what's comman...?

what's comman between burnt toast & a pregnant girlFriend???.
In Both Casess U WISH KASH I HAD REMOVED 2 SECONDS BEFORE!!!